Sunday, March 2, 2008

March 4

Leviticus 11:46, 47, 11:1-3; Deuteronomy 14:3-5; Leviticus 11:4-8; Deuteronomy 14:6-8; Leviticus 11:9-12; Deuteronomy 14:9, 10; Leviticus 11:13-19; Deuteronomy 14:11-18; Leviticus 11:20-23; Deuteronomy 14:19, 20; Leviticus 11:41-45, 24-38, 20:25, 26, 11:39, 40; Deuteronomy 14:21a; Leviticus 17:15, 16; Exodus 22:31; Leviticus 17:10-14, 7:26, 27, 19:26a; Deuteronomy 12:16, 23-25; Leviticus 7:22-25; Exodus 23:19b, 34:26b; Deuteronomy 14:21b

Ok, so what's to eat in Israel?  Well, we know that Elmer Fudd isn't Jewish. [Lev.11:6]  

Jiminy Cricket should thank his lucky stars the whale didn't belch him up on Canaan's stormy banks.  [Lev. 11:21]  

And only aliens and Tennesseans could eat road pizza.  [Deut. 14:21]


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